Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Rule #6 - Ladies: Have Multiple Pets and Treat Them Like Children

There are some things that men can get away with doing and still be attractive that women
can't, and vise versa. We'll call it a certain "Gender Swag" that allows one sex to get away with things the other can't.

On that note, I would like to introduce Rule #6 for the Ladies: Own Multiple Pets and Treat Them Like Children. You may even be able to get away with one if you play up the second part enough! Who doesn't love crazy cat ladies?!? That's right, everyone.

When you first meet someone who could possibly end up storming your castle, make sure you mention your pets (cats are best, but any animal will do really. For this example, we'll just use male cats.) and continue to mention them through out the conversation.

Go through the names of each pet, and pull up pictures on your phone so they see "How adorable he is!".

If you have a male cat, you can jokingly reference how he's the "only man in your life" and you're sure that he's the one you're going to end up with in the future.

You also want to make sure they know that the pet is the boss of the household, and they will eventually have to get the approval of Sir Tiddlywinks if they ever want to get serious.

Dress your pets up in little outfits and take plenty of pictures! Don't let anything go by that doesn't remind you of a time Sir Tiddlywinks did something "SO CUTE!"

Again, your reputation may be on the line here, but that's okay, let them spread the word, then you won't have to worry about getting asked out anyway. It's a win-win situation!

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